life.laugh.love.

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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(via departured)

lameprlncess:

"hottie at 12 o’clock" my psychic friend whispers to me at 11

(via diabolicrapture)

teenifies:

spermbanker:

are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.

 

(via parkingstrange)

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

(Source: karemloo, via departured)

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

(via diabolicrapture)