life.laugh.love.

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

(via the-randomfangirl)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

(via humortastic)

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(Source: beeblejuice, via twinking)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via twinking)

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

(via tipslip)

lookdifferentmtv:

TBT: 51 years ago today, Martin Luther King, Jr. delivered his “I Have A Dream” speech at the March on Washington.

What would he say of our progress today? 

(via unitedvirtuoso)

my-flourish-and-blotts:

A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

(via parkingstrange)

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via thehilariousblog)